(One of these days, I really will get into posting categories.)
Oh, so many things I should have posted over the last few weeks. Stay tuned for: Bashing trees with sticks! Square-wheeled bicycles! Unexpected children! Windows trojans! Cameras! Insulting comments from my dad!
If you’re really good, dear reader, I may even… [pause for effect]… no, I always do pause for effect, that’s a given. No, I may even… [pause again for effect] … write something that’s actually interesting.
But I wouldn’t count on it.