I am, evidently, a BAFTA-nominated producer. OK, so it’s BAFTA Scotland, but it still counts. Kinda.

Scroll down to ‘Best Entertainment’: ‘Mechannibals’ – well, that was me. Making it was also, as the regular reader will recall, the least fun I’ve had in TV since I started. I’d love to say that an award nomination makes it all worthwhile, but you know what? It really doesn’t.

Still. Wish us luck for the ceremony on the twelfth. It’d be deeply ironic if I won for a show I can’t bear to watch.