The staircase treads at work are all falling off, so they're being Evo-stuck back on as necessary. Today there's lots of 'necessary,' each restuck tread marked by a hand-scrawled sign reading (with a delightful tinge of oxymoron) 'Please do not stand on this step.'
Since, in some flights, more than half the steps are so adorned, climbing the stairs has become somewhat akin to performing an inclined hopscotch.
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