Lost

Hello?
Help! I'm lost!
Oh. Where are you?
If I knew that, I wouldn't be lost.
Oh, yeah. Fair point. How did you get where you are?
I walked.
Right. What can you see?
A big road. And a pub.
You'll have to give me more to go on.
There are lots of big roads. And signs. And more roads. Very very big ones.
Sheepscar interchange. I'll come and get you.