RDF

If you're not a Mac user - and likely if you are, and you've retained a sense of perspective - you won't understand:

iTunes Music Store user buys songs, gets phone call from Steve Jobs twenty minutes later. "Kind of a weird night, but I'll take it," he comments, which is the sort of dryly glib statement I wish I could come up with in such circumstances.

'RDF' - 'Reality Distortion Field,' by the way. Jobs allegedly has some sort of personal aura that makes people love what he's saying, even if he's talking rubbish.