(One of these days, I really will get into posting categories.)
Oh, so many things I should have posted over the last few weeks. Stay tuned for: Bashing trees with sticks! Square-wheeled bicycles! Unexpected children! Windows trojans! Cameras! Insulting comments from my dad!
If you're really good, dear reader, I may even... [pause for effect]... no, I always do pause for effect, that's a given. No, I may even... [pause again for effect] ... write something that's actually interesting.
But I wouldn't count on it.
