This afternoon, somebody mistook me for Jodie Marsh. Which was... unexpected.
It probably explains much if I say that the mistaken identity revolved around mobile phone numbers, and not actual physical appearance. And before you start tapping around variations on number -- no, you fools, it's not that simple. It involves a current colleague of mine who used to work with Jodie, a new mobile phone, and... you know what? It's just not as fun when you know what actually happened, OK?
I got mistaken for Jodie Marsh. Just leave it at that.
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