Chum Daniel was scouring the Argos website for said sporting implement, and stumbled across this piece of festive magnificence. He's particularly delighted, he says, that civilisation has developed sufficiently over the last few thousand years that we have now reached the point where we're able to calculate a fee for three years' product replacement cover for such an object.
Progress indeed. Human ingenuity marches ever onward.
I’d get it but it says it’s ‘for indoor use only’… Damn. Maybe they’ll bring out the weather proof model next year.