On long-distance relationships

Look, people:

• Glasgow-Flossie’s current abode: 408 miles, as the Google bird flies (ie. via motorways).
• Glasgow-Flossie’s next place of work: 150 miles, similarly.

This is still long-distance.

Yes, it’ll be nice. Yes, it’s a distance one can complete, one-directionally, in an evening. Rather than in a day.

But it’s still long-distance.

Sheesh.