These aren’t the broad beans I’m eating tonight. These are broad beans from two years ago. They wouldn’t be as nice as the ones I’m about to scoff. Not by now. Though they were nice at the time.
I’m sorry. I may have become monosyllabic. I’m salivating at the thought of broad beans. They have a strange effect on me.
Broad. Beans.
Broad beans.
Yum.
These aren’t the beans you’re looking for.