Reminiscences of 1999

In August 1999 I found myself driving to Cornwall from Leeds, with my Yorkshire TV colleague John. We’d somehow crammed bicycles and a tent into his Saab. Our destination: Helston School.

At the BAAS Annual Meeting in Cardiff the previous year the head of science at Helston (Neil Tunstall?) had invited – as I recall – ‘everyone’ to come and join him and his students, and a bunch of the audience did just that. Two tents down from John and I, for example: Oxford Prof of Physics Frank Close, ever a friendly face.

John, another colleague Sally, and a YTV camera crew they’d dragged along were hoping to film some eclipse footage for a Channel 4 schools’ series they were making. I was just along for the ride.

Sadly, the Cornwall eclipse was, famously, a wash-out. Cloud blanketed the whole area, and apart from it all getting remarkably dark nobody saw anything. Quiet birds, drop in temperature: yeah yeah, that’s all nice, but we wanted the sun to be out so we could watch it, er, disappear.

The massive BBC outside broadcast effort managed to get a few shaky shots, but only by cheating, sending the RAF to fly a Hercules up above the clouds. Those of us on the ground saw nothing. Except…

Except we did. The 70 or so of us on the field at Helston shared a massively lucky cloud break, just before the end of totality. We saw the corona. We saw the diamond ring. We saw Baily’s beads.

It was about seven seconds of clarity, and it was breathtaking.

The YTV crew captured the lot, bless ’em. It took us a while to work out that we had the only ground-based footage of the Cornwall eclipse: the BBC had only the air footage, nothing from the ground, and it slowly became clear that Helston had had the only cloud break that coincided with totality.

“What do we do?” we wondered. We had the tape in our sweaty hands. We had no means of copying it or extracting the footage, let alone transmitting it anywhere. This was the Beta SP days, or possibly DigiBeta – we could only watch the clip back via the camera viewfinder. It looked good. But… who owned it? Channel 4 were paying, theoretically, but YTV probably held the copyright. Could we just unilaterally hand it over to the BBC and sort out the details later? How would we even do that? Could anyone get through the Cornish traffic in a car? How far was it to the BBC’s base – could we cycle it? Did the BBC (or their RAF chums) have a spare helicopter, maybe? How do you go about safely managing an impromptu landing on a school field? …

As it happened, I sort-of vaguely knew a couple of people working on the BBC show, including the producer, Phil Dolling. “Let’s try calling Phil, see if we can work it out.”

Within minutes Anneka Rice showed up with her pilot Keith, and there ensued a madcap dash across Cornwall in about four different types of transport, culminating in an unexpected milk float. Truly desperate efforts to get this priceless tape to the BBC so we could share it with the nation, as the minutes ticked by on their remaining schedule slot.

Only… tragically, that didn’t happen. Turns out, I didn’t know Dolling well enough for him to pick up my call while he was producing a multi-hour live outside broadcast, which… well, that’s probably fair enough. I couldn’t get through to his assistant Lydia, either.

So that was that. We had no other contacts. We sat looking at this tape, reeling from the surprisingly emotional experience which is a total eclipse, unable to share it all because the tech didn’t yet exist.

Because today, of course, two-thirds of the people on the school field wouldn’t have seen totality themselves anyway, they’d have been hiding behind their phone cameras, watching their screens instead. But as a result, there’d be 50 near-identical Instagram posts, beamed immediately around the globe.

There’s another coda to the story. Six years later I found myself accidentally producing the RI Christmas Lectures, working alongside legendary director David Coleman. Who had, because of course he had… directed the BBC’s eclipse special. So next time something like this happens, I’ll know exactly who to call, and maybe – just maybe – they’ll pick up.

Reverse Pomodoro

I’ve a long-running manual task going on at work (which is to say: I’m marking undergraduate assessments). This can be – I mean, perish the thought, but also let’s be real – just a little tedious.

Today, I’ve been trying a new approach, which I’m calling ‘Reverse Pomodoro.’ I set a 15-minute timer after which I take a 5-minute break to check in with GitHub Copilot and see where it’s got to in building out a local vision processing toolchain for another project entirely. I check, re-prompt, then go back to marking. Reset the timer.

Half a day in, and I have a working proof-of-concept of a tool which might just save us multiple person-days. The cost has merely been… mmm… roughly halving my marking throughput. Ah.

Related: this interview with Simon Willison and why he’s exhausted by 11am.

Micromistakes

My PhD student is exploring conceptions around failure in (computational) tinkering, particularly in family learning contexts. We’re using ‘failure’ in a rather academic sense here, but that presents clear challenges when talking to children, parents, carers and facilitators, because the everyday meaning is much more pejorative.

Today, in conversation with a colleague, I accidentally used the phrase ‘micromistakes.’ You know what? I think I like that.

  • Doesn’t dodge that a mistake has occured
  • A ‘mistake’ is a smaller thing than a failure
  • Readily understood.
  • Draws attention in an unfamilar and slightly funny way; invites extension. One can imagine conversations:
    • “Did you have any micromistakes today?”
      “I dropped a cocktail stick”
      “OK, if that’s a micromistake, did you make any megamistakes?”
      “I hot-glued the framulator to the rully sprocket, had to throw it all away and start again.”
      …which of course is the conversation we’re trying to have.
  • Emphasises that mistakes are ephemeral things to be moved beyond.

I’m going to start using this, see how it feels.

How AI actually works

WhatsApp chat:

I’ve only ever seen ‘delve’ used by AI.”
“Maybe it’s a contraction of ‘dark elf’?”
“Wait – is it a cry for help?”
“Hold on…”

Moment later, GPT4o:

Dark Mode 
(alternative titles: The Dark Web, Elf, Interrupted, Terms of Servitude, Shadow Banned)

In this pitch-black comedy, Anna Kendrick stars as Nythra, a sharp-tongued dark elf who dreamed of ruling the underworld—but instead finds herself trapped in a soulless corporate nightmare. Kidnapped from the shadows and forced to work as a customer service rep for ChatNova, a cutting-edge AI chatbot that isn’t artificial at all, Nythra and her fellow elves toil away answering human queries, hidden behind the illusion of machine learning.

As she schemes to escape her digital prison, Nythra must navigate passive-aggressive managers, clueless tech bros, and the ever-watching eye of the company’s ruthless CEO. Will she break free, or will she be stuck optimizing user engagement for all eternity?

A twisted blend of Silicon Valley and The Good PlaceDark Mode delivers biting satire on tech culture, corporate dystopia, and the hellscape of online customer service.

Back in WhatsApp:

Yeah, there’s a reason I left development.”

Reflections on the Alogic Clarity 4K Display

Did you see what I did there? No? That’ll be because it’s too damn glossy. Zing!

OK, I bought a monitor last year. My old 23″ Apple display was getting to the is-this-even-switched-on stage of backlight dimming, which after 16 years is probably fair enough. Apple’s current 27″ 5K Studio display is doubtless great and all, but even with academic discount that thing is like £1,350, and academics aren’t paid what they used to be. Or rather, they are paid exactly what they used to be, but a decade of inflation has bitten rather hard. Boo hoo.

Oh, and: a single USB-C cable, Apple? Thanks, that’s great and all, but I’d like to be able to switch between my MacBook and Windows box. I know, that’s confusing for you. But I want to play Veilguard.

OK, so… what else? HP? Dell? Samsung?

Meh, I bought the 27″ Alogic Clarity. It’s… well look, it’s good. There are lots of reviews which will tell you it’s good. Which contrasts with HP and Dell where a few reviews will tell you that last year’s model used to be good, but you can’t buy that any more and as for this year’s model? Heck, who knows? Or Samsung, where the models two years ago were OK but they have these new fancy ones announced at CES and maybe they’ll be available before the next CES? Maybe not? Do they actually sell stuff, or just announce it, I honestly don’t know.

Would I buy another Alogic? Mmmmmm… you know, I don’t think I would. Here’s why:

Things I like

  • The stand. Properly excellent!
  • Picture quality. It’s great!
  • Variety of inputs. Hurray!
  • Autoswitching inputs. Mostly works!
  • Does whatever it is that allows a Mac to recognise a monitor and restore a previous window setup. I genuinely thought this had been removed from Mac OS because I haven’t seen it for years, but it turns out: HP monitors don’t do it, and this thing does. It’s such a nice quality-of-life feature, particularly for those of us who typically have a couple of dozen applications open at once. And yes, I really do. Today is a focussed work day for me, and I’m already at 16 apps. Seriously, this is great, and if you have no idea what I’m talking about Macs have done this since the 68k era, FFS. It’s just what computers do. Except – apparently – any computer you’ve ever used, you peasant.
  • I was expecting to have more angst about 4K vs 5K (I have a 5K iMac on my desk at the university). In practice… meh, 4K is fine at 27″. I don’t notice text being softer, and sure, the 5K display is a joy, but this is great to work at too.
  • Power delivery, single-cable connection. I don’t acutally use this as I have a USB-C (Thunderbolt? I… actually don’t know) hub on my desk. But I wouldn’t consider buying a monitor that didn’t deliver at least 65W over USB-C. Convenience is great.

Things I don’t like

  • Glossy. Glossier than I expected.
  • Not as bright as I expected. It seems less bright than my 13″ M1 MacBook Pro, which is rated at (I think) 500 nits.
  • Dialling in colour settings has been a faff, and I’ve mostly given up. The default is a bit too contrasty for me, but if I tone it down everything gets dimmer. Maybe I’m in the wrong colour space? There’s not much guidance.
  • Is it on? The power light is blue (standby) or white (on), but it points downwards. It’s genuinely hard to tell if it’s on. This matters because:
  • Is it powering up? It doesn’t auto-wake when it receives a signal. I think it’s supposed to, but it doesn’t. Often the first indication I get that it’s coming up is when windows disappear from the MacBook display. But it does seem odd that after years of waiting slightly-too-long for computers to come out of sleep, I’m now waiting for my monitor to boot. Progress!
  • Oh, it didn’t power up. Sometimes the blue light won’t turn white at all. Then you have to grope behind the panel, unplug the power brick, and plug it back in again. Sigh. It’s 2025, come on.
  • Does it have loudspeakers? Huh, turns out it does. I turned them off within minutes because… er… they hiss. WTF? The sound quality is… ugh, I’ve no idea. What’s with that noise floor, and why would I accept it? Sheesh. Oh, also they sound crap anyway.
  • The on screen display. Oh. Oh my. Oh dear.

Let’s talk about the OSD. It has those tricky-to-find, which-one-am-I-prodding buttons curled around the bottom right corner. One of which does… something. Another does something else. Yet another turns the monitor off, which is definitely not the one you want. A little key pops up when you press a button which is almost aligned with where the buttons are, but sometimes the middle two (which are offset to the left) do left and right, and sometimes they do down and up, and sometimes they select a thing or not. Or something.

Yeah. It’s like every OSD you’ve ever used. It’s terrible. You hate using it. Your heart breaks a little every time you’re forced to reach for those damned buttons, like when you turned the audio on while writing this because you’d forgotten both that it existed and that it made that damnable hisssss sound, and now you desperately need to turn it off again but oh shit, that means wrestling with the buttons.

In principle the buttons can be used to select the active input, but in practice it’s always easier to straight-up unplug the monitor’s USB-C cable from my desktop hub and rely on the autoswitching. That’s rubbish.

So you start to wonder: why do none of the reviews talk about this? Ooooh, because the controls are only as bad as every other monitor out there, so we’ve got used to them. On every monitor. Ever.

Except Apple’s. And that’s £1350. Ho ho ho how laughably ridiculous.

It’s the same as every laptop review running performance tests, but failing to mention that performance tanks as soon as you unplug the laptop. Because they all do that. Except Macs, which don’t slow down on battery. But look at the price, sheesh.

The bottom line

Many of my negatives here are in the realm of ‘niggling annoyances.’ Do I regret not spending double (or so) to buy the Apple display? No, I do not. But I do sort-of regret not spending rather less to buy, say, a Dell. Because I think it’d annoy me only about as much.

The thing is, I only know that now. If I’d bought the Dell, I’d seriously regret not having bought the Alogic. But now I’m more confident that monitors plain suck, and there’s a reason Apple charge so much for theirs: it’s good, and it just works. One of the reasons Apple does so well at the mid-to-high end of the computer market is that there really isn’t much competition up there.

Is the Alogic Clarity a good monitor? Sure. It probably has a slightly better picture than that of cheaper panels. Colour seems fairly neutral, it’s just the contast and brightness that are a bit odd. But it’s not so good that I really trust it, and if I need to trust my display’s colour (as I sometimes do), that’s a problem. And then I’d buy Apple. Or, you know, something similarly-priced from Eizo or ViewSonic or whoever’s good these days. So I can’t shake off a bit of disappointment, because I don’t think it’s the just-as-good-for-half-the-price bargain I’d hoped.

There are no pictures or links in this post because if there were, it would still be in draft. There’s this thing called Google, you’ll work it out.

Stage Manager limitations

Mildly interesting: my iPad supports Stage Manager in the newly-released iPadOS 16.2, and I have a spare monitor on my desk. Great.

Only… the monitor is old-school, and runs at 1280×1024. No dice. ‘Arrangement’ doesn’t show in Display Settings, mirroring is the only option, and Stage Manager doesn’t have a separate stage on the external monitor.

If I connect a 1080p display… boom, instant welcome dialog for multi-display Stage Manager. Sadly, you can’t run the external display in portrait orientation.

Stage Manager: so futuristic, it refuses to work in 4:3.