Office life

Kim had a series of bizarre breakfast accidents yesterday. It all started when I ran to the local coffee shop for a dose of their particular brand of rocket fuel: Kim was up for a coffee too, and also a croissant.

Well, no croissants, so I bought him something else that was slightly curved and boasted only a tenuous connection with France. ie. a banana. Which is fine – he likes bananas – except that I handed it to him while he was cleaning his glasses.

Three minutes later, a yelp. He’d poked his eye with the thing while putting his specs back on.

Subsequently, in a meeting, his coffee cup started to leak all over our boss’s conference table. He dashed out – burning his hand on the coffee – and dumped the leaky cup into an empty mug on a colleague’s desk.

On leaving the meeting, we found the mug overflowing, coffee seeping across the colleague’s desk and soaking its way through a pile of legal documents awaiting signing.

Poor Kim.

25.5 mph

Got the bike on Friday: finally had chance to ride it properly today/yesterday. Verdict? Rock. On. I’d even forgotten how unpleasant it isn’t to get rained on while cycling… so long as it happens on the way home, rather than first thing in the morning.

Meanwhile, in unrelated news:

  • Some excellent – and hilarious – applications for a researcher post on How2. I find it reassuring that there are so many talented people out there, and for the moment at least I can make myself forget that I’ll have to disappoint pretty much all of them.
  • Carpaccio of beef (seared and crusty, not plain raw). Yum, if I do say so myself.
  • I finally worked out what was goofy with my install of the PHP Gallery script. It’s the Asda PhotoCD JPEGs that are borked, not the script/ImageMagick/Gallery Remote/phase of the moon/etc. Batch convert to TIFF and back again fixed everything, so I can finally get around to posting my USA photos. Give me a few more days…

Hopscotch

The staircase treads at work are all falling off, so they’re being Evo-stuck back on as necessary. Today there’s lots of ‘necessary,’ each restuck tread marked by a hand-scrawled sign reading (with a delightful tinge of oxymoron) ‘Please do not stand on this step.’

Since, in some flights, more than half the steps are so adorned, climbing the stairs has become somewhat akin to performing an inclined hopscotch.