Eventually, one arrives at the conclusion that one possesses wholly too many cardboard boxes. Once I’ve been to the dump, I shall personally possess significantly fewer than I do at present, but still, alas, rather too many.
This has not, of course, been the most significant development over the last few days. However, I’ve already made a big enough hash of that particular story during the first telling of it, and I’m not about to compound the error by retelling it here and now. Sorry.