Just in case anyone wondered whether I really set foot in television studios or have faked the whole thing, here’s me standing in a plausible mock-up of a studio the other week. That’s Carol the floor manager mugging disgracefully in the background. Picture taken by Richard the director, which is slightly worrying since the implication is that he wasn’t doing his actual job at the time.
Oh, and I’m wearing a dinner suit and red baseball cap because… oh, you work it out. Answers on the back of a £20 note, please.