Not even close to being a badminton racquet

Chum Daniel was scouring the Argos website for said sporting implement, and stumbled across this piece of festive magnificence. He’s particularly delighted, he says, that civilisation has developed sufficiently over the last few thousand years that we have now reached the point where we’re able to calculate a fee for three years’ product replacement cover for such an object.

Progress indeed. Human ingenuity marches ever onward.

1 thought on “Not even close to being a badminton racquet”

  1. I’d get it but it says it’s ‘for indoor use only’… Damn. Maybe they’ll bring out the weather proof model next year.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.