If you read stories in the press on Monday about a disturbance in a Dublin pub caused by a rowdy Welsh girl cheering her team in the Wales/Ireland Six Nations opener… that’ll be Flossie.
Any references to English casualties… that’d be me.
(If anyone reading this happens to be in Dublin on Sunday: we’ll be in the Waterloo on Baggot Street. Come and join us. Particularly if you can out-shout a Valleys girl, and help hide a random Englishman. Kick-off at 3pm.)