Test 2

Another test post. Comments are back, by the way, though note:

  • You pretty much have to ‘comment anonymously,’ which is the equivalent of the old… er… just commenting.
  • There’s one of those dreadful unreadable Captcha things, which almost certainly doesn’t work anyway and absolutely blocks anyone with vision impairments from commenting. I’ll see if I can find another way…
  • ‘Anonymous’ comments are held for approval.

I’ll do something about the horrid font in due course. I know how much you all loved the old Baskerville, even if it was a bit on the small side.

Test post

Rrright. So… we have the green back, at least. And the posts seem to be here. The archives are borked, though, and since ‘archives’ includes individual entries I’m guessing comments are unreachable too.

But hey – ladies and gentlemen, MT4! Woohoo!

The actual upgrade was fairly painless, but convincing the system that I really did want to throw away my templates and start over was perhaps reassuringly hard. Unfortunately, the refresh option appears not to have inserted fresh archives templates, so… well, anyway.

MT4, and I’m going to bed.

If I could find one of those ‘under construction’ graphics we used to love back in 1997, I’d slap one of those here.

Avid not-FreeDV-any more

Woah! I completely missed this – Avid are discontinuing their FreeDV offering, which provided a limited version of Xpress for free. It was great for people learning to use Avid, and all the tools it offers. However:

Effective September 1, 2007, Avid is discontinuing the Avid Free DV application offer, and has no immediate plans to make an updated version available.

Get it while you can. From September, this leaves Liquid as Avid’s cheapest solution (£500), and Xpress Pro as the cheapest ‘proper’ Avid (£1245). Good education pricing, but still – Premiere Pro ($800) is back with a vengeance. Apple, meanwhile, really needs to update Final Cut Express ($300) to serve all the people abandoned by iMovie’08, though it’s still a stonkingly good package.

M>0.5. From a tree.

Wikipedia on the White Mulberry tree:

The White Mulberry is scientifically notable for the rapid plant movement of the pollen release from its catkins. The flowers fire pollen into the air by rapidly (25 µs) releasing stored elastic energy in the stamens. The resulting movement is in excess of half the speed of sound, making it the fastest known movement in the plant kingdom.

Outrun by a tree. Oh, the shame.

Another genius idea of mine

Here’s how patents work: when you invent something original, you document the nature of the invention and lodge that description with the Patent Office. Subsequently, anyone wanting to exploit your invention has to negotiate a license fee with you. I paraphrase, but you get the idea.

Thing is, we could have done this the other way around. Think about it:

When you mess something up in a new way, you document the type of mistake you made, and lodge that description with the Screwups Office. Subsequently, anyone committing the same mistake has to pay you a license fee.

As far as I can tell, these two systems are exactly equivalent, but opposite. And if we do one, why not the other too?

Can I file for a patent on a business model that’s the exact opposite of the patent system? And if I can, then I claim registered Screwup #1: the Patents system, a framework for rendering inventions inaccessible to people who had the same ideas independently.

Stupid things the N95 does #436

Some menus wrap around; that is, if you go past the end, it zaps back to the beginning.

Some menus don’t.

Er… what? Didn’t we work this stuff out in, like, 1993?

And don’t even start me on scrolling speed and overlap margin inconsistency. It’s not that the interface is bad, see – it’s that it’s inconsistent. So unless you’re completely fanatical, you never quite know what the phone is going to do.

N95 good news/bad news

I just hooked my phone to my PC for the first time in a few weeks, and tried the Nokia software update tool. Previously, it hadn’t recognised the phone model number, since Orange UK use a custom variation.

Good news: this time it agrees there’s an update, and is downloading 11.0.026. Which isn’t the most recent firmware going, but whatever.

Bad news: the N95 crashed during install, and on reboot appears to be unresponsive. Merde.

[update: leaving it a few minutes without power, it now starts up. I’m attempting to update again.]

[sigh]

[update 2: nope. Tried three times, and the phone crashes out each time, at the same point. Nokia forums are full of people having problems even with the latest 12.0.014. My advice remains: avoid the Nokia N95 at all costs, it’s a shambles.]

Remote Masterchef

Flossie and I have a new game: send the other person a food parcel via Tesco delivery, and require them to blog what they concoct from the contents. The opening salvo in this trial of wit and culinary cunning was an unchallenging shot across the bows, but I sense a degree of escalation may be involved in my retaliatory volley.

So: a question to the web geeks here – how might we pressure Tesco to add an API to their service, so we can do BBC Backstage/Tesco TV dinner mashups? Or integrate Google Maps, get Tesco to deliver to GPS coordinates, and thus do on-demand drop-delivery geocaching.

Come to think of it, my phone has a GPS unit – why can’t I do operations like ‘I’m up this mountain and really fancy a bun. Tesco!’ ?