Back in university, twenty years ago, I wrote a not-very-good sketch about a company who repurposed surplus cruise missiles. We’d all seen video footage from the (first) Gulf War showing Tomahawks diving through the windows of buildings, and it made some warped sort of mildly-satirical sense to think of them being used for… er… pizza delivery.

And now this:

Rrrright.

The punchline of the sketch was ‘minimum cholesterol damage.’ I said it wasn’t a very good sketch.