Today, I finished a bar of soap. This is, I believe, the first time I’ve achieved complete dispersion, rather than have my nerve fail, resulting in abandonment of the grotty final sliver.

Inconsequential, you might think, but I firmly believe such trivia is what weblogging was invented for. Soon we shall drown in a sea of wasted bandwidth, as if in some demented James Bond plot.

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