While I’m usually awake, I’m not often sufficiently conscious to take in Saturday’s Today Programme. A pity, since the whole concept of ‘news in front of a live studio audience’ is delightfully barking. Particularly since they always seem to end up crammed into a village hall, in one of those forgotten little hamlets the Ordnance Survey insists is actually three miles further down the road. World news, followed by the perspective from Lesser Wendligham. Genius.