Facebook Status Lines That Made Me Laugh

“Simon Laidlaw is doubtful his services will still be required at the Lehman Bros. vs. HBoS golf tournament.”
“Alan Bell is overwhelmed with workload forecasting.”
“Jo Brodie is transferring the contents of her bank account into a zero interest sock-delimited sub-mattress account for safety’s sake.”
“James Piercy has achieved resonance at 1018Hz.”

I do wish all these people were on Twitter instead, though. I hate having to go into Facebook to do anything with their bonnes mots.

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