Edinburgh TV Festival

No, I’m not there, but it looks like there’s some mighty weird stuff going down. On Friday Tony Ball, BSkyB’s Chief Executive, suggested that the BBC should be forced to sell off its six most-popular series each year. Now, on cursory inspection that would appear to be an unworkably daft idea, but on closer examination I reckon it turns out to be utterly stark-staring bonkers. Unless, that is, one’s goal is to render the BBC operationally unviable. And as the BBC themselves pointed out, this is Murdoch we’re talking about.

Next up: Greg Dyke has apparently revealed plans to put the BBC’s back-catalogue online, free for non-commercial use. Which at first glance would appear to be an excellent way of sinking a small fortune on storage, digitising time, and bandwidth, but in practice is exactly the sort of thing the BBC should be doing. Who says Dyke doesn’t understand the term ‘public service broadcasting’? Of course, they’ll probably use some whacko DRM-enabled Windows Media Player codec, but that’s a different kettle of (exceedingly smelly) fish. And what does it mean for the DVD sales of BBC Worldwide? Should I not have bought Blackadder?

Dyke also had some reassuring things to say about the need for a strong ITV. Well, he muttered the phrase, anyway. ITV itself seems so caught up in the ongoing merger mania that one doesn’t often hear such direct drum-beating from them – so it’s kind of Dyke to step in and fill the deafening silence. He specifically raises the subject of broadcasting fees, which as advertising revenue falls are a touchy subject.

The future of ITV is in some ways more interesting than that of the BBC, since the two are theoretically linked. That is, they’re supposed to benchmark each other to similarly high standards; which is increasingly difficult as ITV’s programming budget shrinks. But hey, now we’re back to the subject of the BBC’s competitive/commercial behaviour, which is where we started. And I’m hardly an impartial observer.

Widescreen NetNewsWire

Holy crap! This is why free, widely distributed, development tools – and responsive developers – are such a big deal. Jonathan Rentzsch shows how to change NetNewsWire’s standard three-pane layout into a ‘widescreen’ alternative that, frankly, makes more sense. The software’s author, meanwhile, seems to pretty much agree.

Unbelievably cool. And Brent, speaking as a happy user: yes, I’d love to see this in a future build. It slightly beats my contribution of spotting the mis-aligned buttons. But hey, even that’s fixed in 1.0.4. πŸ™‚

Menu design

Oh, that’s just great. Today (apart from seeing a flat I will try to buy on Monday – eep!), I picked up a copy of 24 season 2 on DVD, since I missed pretty much all of it, and it is gloriously silly.

I’m halfway through the first disc, and apart from Kim Bauer, the thing that’s pissing me off most is the menu system. Just imagine: you have a series that plays out in something like real time, so clocks and clock dials are pretty significant metaphors. What, then, in the name of tarnation could possess a graphic designer to come up with a main menu system that goes anti-clockwise? Have they completely lost their senses? Did nobody stick their hand up and say ‘Umm… isn’t that confusingly backwards? Oh, and the bit where Kim gets caught in a bear trap, can we just cut that ‘cos, you know, it’s crap?’

Arrrrghhhhhhhh!

Just not cricket?

Apparently the fourth Test at Headingley this weekend will have a fancy dress competition, since so many supporters are turning up as the Hulk, nuns, or Dickie Bird. When asked on Today if attending in such bizarre attire was bringing the game into disrepute, Tim De Lisle, the editor of Wisden, replied to the effect that in London, chaps wear blazer and tie. It doesn’t get more bizarre, surely? RealAudio version here.

Nuns at Henley next year, Daniel?

Rotodyne!

Fairey Rotodyne (simulation)I finally got around to installing X-Plane 7 on my Mac (since my PC is 200 miles away), and have just spent a happy hour tooling around in – of all things – a Fairey Rotodyne. Top fun, but in honour of the real thing I left the volume up rather high. Remind me to apologise to the neighbours in the morning.

Oh, and fly-by-mouse is utterly terrible, believe me. Even when you don’t have to worry about two different throttles and a collective control…