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You’d think the easy bit would be working out how much I’ve been paid. But no. That would be overlooking the length of time it can take me to submit an invoice, the (even more variable) time it can take an invoice to get paid, the way multiple invoices can be combined together, holiday pay nonsense, the fact that not all my work is invoiced (some is monthly payroll), the way expenses sometimes get rolled into pay, and that some documentation is sent by my employers to completely random addresses.

Result: I have payslips, contracts, invoices and bank statements. The correlation between these is neither obvious nor complete. Normally, I have about four contracts a year, so it’s really not too hard; last year, I had more like a dozen. Yowch.

Wish me luck. I’m going in.

Despair!

There are few things more tragic than an empty Marmite jar.

Woe is me! Alack! A thousand pipers beat a lament! [etc etc]

Oh, but do check the website. Yeast extract was apparently invented by Liebig (of condenser fame), of all people. Bizarre. Oh, and the site is hysterically ‘corporate,’ always referring to ‘Marmite yeast extract’ in full. [snigger]

No fair!

Now look, if people are actually going to read this site and leave comments, I shall have to go back to writing pithy witticisms and observations on things that ought to be mundane but somehow caught my eye regardless, rather than continuing my current trend of lengthy screeds that nobody in their right mind would plough through.

It’s quite intolerable. Dammit, this might be a public site, but that’s no excuse for anyone actually wasting their time here.