Parked outside my flat is this road roller. I mention this because: (a.) to drive a road roller one needs only a standard car license, (b.) it’s the most ludicrous form of transport covered by said license, (c.) consequently, I’ve always wanted to drive one, and (d.) this one is parked right across the road. The picture is the view from my desk, where I’m typing this post.
Oh, the temptation.