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It’s strangely reassuring to discover that even YouTube has outages. As I type, it’s been failing to respond to my hails for over an hour. Which makes a change from my own blog not talking to me.

Meanwhile, I’m gently breaking in Martin’s old Power Mac G4-450DP, which he’s donating to my Dad. There’s been a certain amount of RAM shuffling to make both this box and my almost-as-old-but-still-used-daily G4-933 roughly equally happy, and to work around some DIMMs that appear to have gone bad. At the moment, though, things are looking good.

That said, there’s still a stray hard drive inside the thing. Quite how we missed it I’ve no idea, but it’s showing on the desktop and is of sufficient vintage that it’s damned loud. Screwdriver poised and ready for the next time I have to restart for updates…

Meanwhile, as a reward for having read this far through a useless and frankly rather dull post, here’s the European Commission’s UK Press Room’s list of bogus EU stories from the UK press, with their rebuttals. Surprisingly entertaining, including the truth about bananas.

I had a blast at the unFestival yesterday, and regret not making it over to Edinburgh today for the ‘Best of…’ session in the main TV Festival. Mind you, I feel rough enough to have just cleaned the bath (which only seems to happen when I’m under the weather), so…

More later, doubtless. Also more as I grapple with MT4, which is looking pretty good, though making a clean start from my 2.2-vintage templates has been fiddly, and for all the talk about how lovely the default stylesheets are, I’m not terribly impressed with the typography.

Right now, I have Yorkshire puddings to cook, but in the meantime I’m delighted that Stellr at least got Twittered about.

The BBC iPlayer speaker hasn’t turned up. Oh, the irony. Heckles included:

“Neither has the player”

&

“It’s OK, none of us would be able to watch the presentation anyway”

At the Edinburgh TV unFestival. It’s quiet so far, but it’s early. It’s two years since I videoed OpenTech, the launch of backstage.bbc.co.uk, Euan’s iPod Shuffle Shuffle, and caught the birth of the Open Rights Group on camera. Two years on, and… I don’t know anyone any more. Fun.

Another test post. Comments are back, by the way, though note:

• You pretty much have to ‘comment anonymously,’ which is the equivalent of the old… er… just commenting.
• There’s one of those dreadful unreadable Captcha things, which almost certainly doesn’t work anyway and absolutely blocks anyone with vision impairments from commenting. I’ll see if I can find another way…
• ‘Anonymous’ comments are held for approval.

I’ll do something about the horrid font in due course. I know how much you all loved the old Baskerville, even if it was a bit on the small side.

Rrright. So… we have the green back, at least. And the posts seem to be here. The archives are borked, though, and since ‘archives’ includes individual entries I’m guessing comments are unreachable too.

But hey – ladies and gentlemen, MT4! Woohoo!

The actual upgrade was fairly painless, but convincing the system that I really did want to throw away my templates and start over was perhaps reassuringly hard. Unfortunately, the refresh option appears not to have inserted fresh archives templates, so… well, anyway.

MT4, and I’m going to bed.

If I could find one of those ‘under construction’ graphics we used to love back in 1997, I’d slap one of those here.

Woah! I completely missed this – Avid are discontinuing their FreeDV offering, which provided a limited version of Xpress for free. It was great for people learning to use Avid, and all the tools it offers. However:

Effective September 1, 2007, Avid is discontinuing the Avid Free DV application offer, and has no immediate plans to make an updated version available.

Get it while you can. From September, this leaves Liquid as Avid’s cheapest solution (£500), and Xpress Pro as the cheapest ‘proper’ Avid (£1245). Good education pricing, but still – Premiere Pro ($800) is back with a vengeance. Apple, meanwhile, really needs to update Final Cut Express ($300) to serve all the people abandoned by iMovie’08, though it’s still a stonkingly good package.

Wikipedia on the White Mulberry tree:

The White Mulberry is scientifically notable for the rapid plant movement of the pollen release from its catkins. The flowers fire pollen into the air by rapidly (25 µs) releasing stored elastic energy in the stamens. The resulting movement is in excess of half the speed of sound, making it the fastest known movement in the plant kingdom.

Outrun by a tree. Oh, the shame.

Here’s how patents work: when you invent something original, you document the nature of the invention and lodge that description with the Patent Office. Subsequently, anyone wanting to exploit your invention has to negotiate a license fee with you. I paraphrase, but you get the idea.

Thing is, we could have done this the other way around. Think about it:

When you mess something up in a new way, you document the type of mistake you made, and lodge that description with the Screwups Office. Subsequently, anyone committing the same mistake has to pay you a license fee.

As far as I can tell, these two systems are exactly equivalent, but opposite. And if we do one, why not the other too?

Can I file for a patent on a business model that’s the exact opposite of the patent system? And if I can, then I claim registered Screwup #1: the Patents system, a framework for rendering inventions inaccessible to people who had the same ideas independently.

Some menus wrap around; that is, if you go past the end, it zaps back to the beginning.

Some menus don’t.

Er… what? Didn’t we work this stuff out in, like, 1993?

And don’t even start me on scrolling speed and overlap margin inconsistency. It’s not that the interface is bad, see – it’s that it’s inconsistent. So unless you’re completely fanatical, you never quite know what the phone is going to do.